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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅这确实是个问题,比生二胎严重吗?一个人说:“我去睡了,晚安。”你总会激动的以为自己是最后一个陪他聊天的人。但你永远不知道,他会轻轻地打开另一个对话框:“睡不着怎么办?”[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅A male crab(螃蟹) met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away .So they got married immediately.The next day she noticed her new husband waking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset. "What happened?" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married.""Oh, honey, " he replied, "I can't drink that much every day.一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹,便要娶她为妻。她注意到他走路是直着走,而不是横着走。哇!她想,这只雄蟹可真特别,我可不能让他跑了。因此他们立刻结婚了。第二天,她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。她深感不安。“你怎么了?”她问,“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。”“哦,宝贝,”他回答说,“我不可能每天都喝那么多。”[
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4、⛅⭐⭐⛅从前有一个人叫阿爽。他死掉了。出殡那天。他的家人哭喊:‘爽阿……爽阿。’路人不解。问道:‘你们爽什么阿。’家人痛哭流涕:‘爽死了……爽死了!![
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅昨天吃完饭,老公在里屋看电视,我在刷碗,其中一个碗豁了个口没注意,一下子 把手划坏了,我就举着受伤出血的手指进里屋给老公看,那货看了一眼一边给我找创可贴一 边嘟囔说怎么搞的,用的洗洁精不是不伤手的吗?[
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅这确实是个问题,比生二胎严重吗?一个人说:“我去睡了,晚安。”你总会激动的以为自己是最后一个陪他聊天的人。但你永远不知道,他会轻轻地打开另一个对话框:“睡不着怎么办?”[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅A male crab(螃蟹) met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away .So they got married immediately.The next day she noticed her new husband waking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset. "What happened?" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married.""Oh, honey, " he replied, "I can't drink that much every day.一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹,便要娶她为妻。她注意到他走路是直着走,而不是横着走。哇!她想,这只雄蟹可真特别,我可不能让他跑了。因此他们立刻结婚了。第二天,她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。她深感不安。“你怎么了?”她问,“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。”“哦,宝贝,”他回答说,“我不可能每天都喝那么多。”[
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