回复 Gyony : 这部《91日韩一区二区》村办幼儿园的老师问小朋友:“谁想当班长。”小朋友纷纷举起手,抢着喊:“我我我!”只有一个小朋友默默地坐在那儿不出声。老师问他:“你不想当班长吗?”小朋友说:“我要当村长。”[
回复 克拉拉·库里: there was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾驰,飞奔) five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.一位农夫在犁田时,不慎跌倒摔伤了屁股,他的马立即飞奔到五哩外最近的小镇,载了一位医生回来。"that’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed.一个朋友看到后便夸赞说:“你这匹马真是聪明!”"well, he’s not really so smart," the farmer said. "the doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"农夫说:“也没有你想的那么聪明啦!它带来的是一位兽医!”[
回复 Donnamarie: 老师:“小青,皇帝的自称是什么?”小青:“是寡人。”他站起来毫不犹豫地回答。老师:“那么皇后呢?”小青:“皇后……是……皇后……”他想了好久,突然,灵机一动,立即回答道:“皇后的自称是寡妇。”[
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